After months of preparation, excitement, danger, laughs, fear, drinking, smoking, tears, and fun - we've launched our FW13 collection this week which we think is our finest yet. Don't believe me? Then let's fight. I'll meet you in the schoolyard at 3pm, by the fence.

You can pick up these pieces at one of our fine retailers, which we recommend doing because we like them and we want their businesses to grow.

And if you're agoraphobic and afraid to leave your home like Sigourney Weaver in the 1995 psych-thriller "Copycat" - we've seen that movie and we understand your issue - so we've provided you with this online shop, where you can like, buy stuff, and then like, have it all delivered to you and shit.

Thanks for reading this.